Funny Christmas Sayings

Funny Christmas sayings are just the thing to use in your thank you holiday cards. Whether for business or personal use, inspiring christmas card sayings and my wording ideas will put a smile on faces this holiday season.

In fact you might also like to use them in your christmas cards or to attach to christmas gifts. Which just leaves me to say, have a great christmas!

Holiday Sayings

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Norman Vincent Peale

May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

Author Unknown

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

W.T. Ellis

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.

Thomas Tusser

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, The gladness of Christmas give you hope, The warmth of Christmas grant you love.

Author Unknown

Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself...

Norman Wesley Brooks, "Let Every Day Be Christmas," 1976

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Christmas Sayings For Cards

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

Joan Rivers

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Shirley Temple

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.

W. C. Fields